two dreams

1)
my father was making what he thought was an undeniably funny joke.
"did you hear l (my sis) is changing her name when she and c get married?" he went on to explain how they are not hyphenating their names but are, instead, merging them.
"her last name's going to be fartet!" (pronounced fart-it)
he thought this was very funny. the rest of us seemed more baffled than amused.
in reality their last names could in no way be combined to create the word fart. in no way at all.

2)
jb was trying to convince me to shave my head with her clippers. i resisted. as a compromise we agreed i would start with my arm and just see how it looked. i took the clippers to my arm and started shaving. the hair quickly became disheveled. for a moment i mistook it for the hair on my head and panicked! but, alas, it was just my arm. everything would be okay.